Floating in a boat through toxic waste

This just in: A severe case of jaundice has been spotted floating around the Ohmygodwhyisitgreen River.

A man does a news report on how a toxic lake has been turning people into Simpsons characters.

The lake turned me yellow and shrank me.

New Simpsons character realizes the lake is guilty

A yellow girl is about to get raped by a blue blob.

Are you talking to me!?

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