A formidable phallus
A man lost his house so he sew a garden hose on himself to make up for it.
the fireman came too late
fireman sees a house burn into ashes because he didn't do his job
Spontaneous human combustion
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keymashing
someone can't type.
STick man pointing
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!