Pooptarts
Poorly named new chocolate flavored Poptarts.
All New Pooberry Poptarts made from freshly sqeezed poop. yours now for only $99.99
poo is better than 99 dollar cards
poo is worth more than a $99 bill(probably because the bill doesn't exist and would therefor be counterfeit)
a $99 bill hidden in a pile of poo
a pile of shit engulfs a green piece of paper with 99 scrawled in the corner.
Poop ninety-nine.
99 poop.
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