Captain America enjoys riding on the back of a rainbow-coloured hippie

Baby Captain America overjoyed by riding on the back of some blond dude with sunglasses wearing a rainbow-coloured sweater.

a gay pirate holding a baby captain America

Friendly-looking pirate holding a baby

Japanese cartoon boy rescuing a baby

Spongebob, disguised as a human, steals sonic's baby.

Spongebob and sonic broke the law

sonic is baddass

This is what speed does.