The Hudson River, two years ago...

Badly drawn river

Slip and slide going down a grassy hill with doo doo on the right side all the way down.

I smell like fresh cut spring flowers, spewing across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.

That's fabulous

One of those symbols that's like X with a dot in each angle, I forget what its called but I know it's a real symbol I've seen it somewhere.