first day at work

SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LYIN IN BED AND I COMMITE SUICIDE

man cries in the dark next to a window

Man orgasming solo by the moonlight

this is utterly disgsting do something new

Stank face.

Breadquanda says, "Das a bald-headed lie." She honestly believes she's attractive.

Let me tell you, son, "Das'a bald-headed lie!"

Jesus claims his baldness is just his hair thinning.