And St Attila raised the handgrenade on high saying "Oh Lord, bless this thy handgrenade!"
That final millisecond before you realize you're still holding the grenade that is about to explode.
Bucktoothed suave dracula informs a soldier that it is not a grenade he's holding, it is a proper bomb. Soldier is surprised by this.
A magician telling a soldier that grenades aren't allowed here.
Gandalf tells a soldier that he has no grenades
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!