scout looks down to realize his hat has heavy's head on it
A red car :I
The last thing you see before being abducted
making a bet on whether aliens exist or not
Two inbred hillbillies argue the existence of aliens using incorrect verbs, pronouns, and prepositions.
"DEM ALIENS TOOK OUR JOBS!" yells an angry hick.
WEll SCREW YOU TOO.
screw ball
nail in baseball
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!