A wasted cell phone.
Playstation 3 drank itself to death
A PS3 passed out dead drunk after writing an angry letter to xbox
a ps3, reading a list of Xbawks games, turns to drinking to dull his sorrow.
PS3 drinks too much his famliy just want him back to the way he was.
Playstation 3's ancestors are very disappointed with it's lack of third-party games.
PS2 and PS1 are disappointed by their younger brother
Forebears disappointed with their youngest progeny
Squidward is homesick
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!