A man drops his phone while taking a poop.
A man drops his phone while on the toilet, and by sheer coincidence gets a boner. You can't see the boner though it's just highly implied.
A man is maturbating but get's interrupted when the phone rings
pls knock
Never send a woman to do a Jehovah's Witness' Job
no lesbians allowed
Anti-Lesbianism
A blonde Marceline the Vampire from Adventure Time and a pink haired Amy Winehouse at an unknown thing a long way away
a red and a yellow jelly bean. one of them says: "damn i run out of mana"
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!