Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC
the nbc newsreader is a chicken in a suit
a rooster dressed up nicely for his first day of work
rock a doodle
rooster crowing in a snowy field
A white PArrot-Turkey on some semen-stained grass
A retarded looking duck shitting
a duck
MOFO DUCK REPPIN HARD!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!