Is it a gimmick?
bullshit
The bowling ball doesn't believe it.
a baseball bat!
Baseball bat that is unusually brown.
brown baseball bat
Harry Potter is coming towards you with a cudgel. He's wearing his invisibility cloak...
A depressed Captain Caveman has lost his nose, and is going to hit himself in the head with his club to put an end to his misery.
A cock mongling pirate on the "Blue Pearl"
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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