Count Count during his midlife-crisis.
That vampire from Sesame Street got tired of life. (Or should I say "unlife"? HEH!)
a vampire
blackula
blacula
An overly happy vampire.
the fangs are going north for the winter
A pair of dentures going north while it's........... snowing
Chattering teet in da norf poll
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!