A man with an extremely long right arm has a booger on his face, half the size of his head.

You are in a pitch black room. You hear nothing. You see nothing. You might have pissed your pants.

so the other night i was so drunk , and lets just say . i wasn't even it bathroom , i cleaned the kitchen all the next day

A guy finds his ridge and stove in the middle of nowhere at night time after a game of croquet. He's drinking Red Bull.

A sleep deprived man with his hands attached to his body with webs walks toward a sink

SSIK and yellow boobs

Uh... Looks like a female orc with glowing boobs.

insomniac watching midnight shows

mcgiver is on at 3.30 am