if tf2 was on whose line is it anyway

Gabe Newell and Medic's child introduces us to the new hit comedy, 'Whose Team is it Anyways?'

archimedes is the one that has been controlling the GABEN all along

archimedes controls Gaben

Archimedes, no! The head isn't a bathing bowl!

Archimedes decided to make a nest within a dead Heavy's brain.

Decapitation and bird are meant to be.

BLU demoman is about to eyelander RED Heavy's head off. Heavy calls out for medic

BLU Demoknight chases a RED Heavy, who is screaming for Medic.