Someone crying and pleading for it to stop.

I am a large, square blue lady, thank you very much.

Fat body of water does not appreciate being called fat.

"IM CURVY!" says the wave, not knowing that we already know.

A curvy wave.

SURF'S UP!

The surfer didn't need his hands to surf the waves, and indicated so by putting them up.

A white skinny guy surfing over the waves, yelling "Who needs honey?!" with his arms raised up high and with a blank facial expression.