Swift as a coursing river/with all the force of a great typhoon/all the strength of a raging fire/mysterious as the dark side of the moooon!

happy purple waluigi face

The ancient tribe of Waluigians finally discovered the hidden power of the goatee.

a volcano erupting with purple shit flying out wtf

A man concerned about a volcano that's spurting cherry and grape flavored Kool Aid.

A volcano spewing out cherry and grape flavored kool aid

Kool - Aid men celebrate their virgin sacrifice

Kool-aid man is angry at virgins

coolaide dude