BOB ROSS

severed head on mountain top

yellow-nosed man in pink spandex all alone on mountain

Joseph (and the coat of many colors) is climbing up shit mountain to tell Jesus about his brand new coat (of many colors)

Jesus cares not about your coat, you fool!

Jesus insults your tastes in coats.

TesticleJesus with one hand

Jesus loves us all, except the Jews

Man with arms attached at the hips says "hearts do not equal stars" while climbing a large lower case t

heart doesnt' equal star

^NO Draw a turtleduck

Turduckin is not a cross between turtles ducks and chickens!

a clean swan and a dirty swan do not make a roasted turkey

Loan ducks about to go fuck up Ham's shit.

stupid muscular man being told off by a duck because he dropped ham on the floor

Duck yells at the karate instructor, because he brought the wrong food.