Jesus, Buddha, and an alien make miracles happen.

fat ake

pregnant

nice rack

Some bitches going bowling

BOWLING! STRIKE!

strike!

A guy gets punched so hard his right eye turns red. His arm isn't long enough to punch back.

guy gets punched in the face and receives a bloody eye

Violence doesn't solve anything, disembodied fist man.

and the nobel prize goes to.... disembodied fist man!

Why not zoidburg?

Zoidberg.

Homer Simpson