An alligator wearing a cowboy hat, playing an acoustic guitar in front of a campfire on the prairie

Hillbilly crocodile is next to banjo and campfire

A banjo is by a fireplace and spies a dragon, prepared to kick it's ass into the next dimension.

happy dragon getting photographed by angry military man

The crystal dragon fucks the police.

a dragonkite is to wed a guy with a blue hat

Frat boy marries one of those chinese new year dragons

frat boy says his vows to his tentacled hairy monster husbando

A young and beautiful looking woman stares at the viewer, blushing and asking you to marry her, giggling at the thought of being together.