alphabet soup
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup an SHIT a better argument than that
A man saving time by eating his awful Campbell's soup while he is already projectile-shitting.
Smart phone pooper
Futurama ripoff of the Slurm
A hose
A majestic horse fountain was built the wrong way.
water car
A slipper with wheels.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!