A tramp who smells like a crab's dream.

Ugly Bob smells like shit

The Words "Frog" and "Man" receptively

Rubix cubes pretending to be frog people

Warped box with a sticky tongue to trap flies.

Happy present is happy

A happy gift.

A present eagerly waiting to be opened

A living birthday present with a bow

Happy present is happy.

Smiling gift!

My present is covered in piss.

Someone spilt spray cheese all over little johnny's christmas present :(

Johnny's gift has been sprayed with cheese-whiz

Captain Jack Sparrow was never one for knowing how to accept presents.

Your mom

YOUR MOM IS UGLEH