Oh my gosh! Satan, what are you doing in my room!?
Man sells soul for Half-Life 3
Poor sap is tricked into buying the latest [insert hated game franchise here] from [insert hated head of game company here].
Underage white kid getting Activision CODBLOPS 2. Meanwhile the "head of activision" makes evil menacing gestures...
The head of activision smiles when a white kid buys Call of Duty
green people dancing around a big carrot
green people dance around giant carrot
Aliens perform satanic ritual and summon a giant carrot.
The satanist gives life to a carrot, but it turns out the carrot's a fucking abomination.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!