Scout did something that has caused Sniper to eat lots of chocolate.

Scout asks sniper if he's on his period, sniper replies with "no" and continues to eat his 4th chocolate bar

Sniper eats his 4th chocolate bar and denies bleeding from delicate areas

Sniper has eaten 3 chocolate bars, working on a fourth. "I'm totally not finding blood in my urine." He's smiling, but his eyes scream help.

Sniper probably needs a Medic.

Sniper begins to weep because his hand is caught in a jar and he cant put on his sunglasses. He cries for help but no one is around to hear.

Sniper got his hand stuck in a jar.

sniper's hand stuck in a jar

Aww, piss...