a fat pig
A vampire police officer readying himself for the attack with a baton and a can of pepper spray.
Arabian girl killing people with juggling clubs
a man with some manner of metal implement embedded in his head screams, bleeding, shirtless in a desert. A man in a black cloak stands afar.
hydra threw an axe at a dudes forehead
A four-headed alien axes a man. The only reaction the man gives is "OW".
Dude lost his pen, it disappeared or something, he can't draw.
confused black man
A confused black person.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!