I used to be an adventurer like you...until I took an arrow to the knee.

sonic with an arrow in the knee trying to murder the concept of comedy

Sonic the hedgehog is destroying comedy and being shot at with arrows

videogames

Some old Nintendo console, the name of which I can no longer remember.

playing Kirby with a nintendo remote!

a pair of creepy red eyes in the darkness staring at me

your a high black guy

black pedo touching childs dockhand

Bro fist.

BROFIST

back in my day we called them poops

We have a turd in the punch bowl.

Mmm, fresh stone soup.

A bowl of smarties, goth edition.

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A bored snake hisses at a rotting orange.

Even in death, the egg was still bothered by the snake.

Eggman laments the loss of his friend Shitsnake.