Soldier attends a foreign language class.

Soldier interrogating demoman

soldier interrigates demoman with the Disciplinarian. Something about ponies.

"Ponies are for little girls!" shouts Soldier, whipping Demo with his Disciplinary Action. "A real man doesn't love ponies! They love war!"

Soldier baby getting whipped by his daddy soldier

Uh, Soldier is holding a disciplinary action up high while next to a baby soldier (?). He declares that it is "Whippun time!"

I can't draw soldier.

Very serious Soldier allows you to draw his portrait

Soldier cannot believe you are srs.