Draw a xenomorphe with a chicken costume
Alien chicken
a turtle thinking deeply
turtle sitting on a log thinking about a philosophical quote
turtle contemplates if the log is to be or not to be his lover
A turtle would love to eat a snail, but that's a nail :(
Turtle has confused tasty snails with nails. Pain incoming.
a turtle looking at ...something and thinking of a snail
A miserable turtle reminisces about his girlfriend, who was a snail. She probably died or something. ;_;
a turtle dreaming about her impossible love with a slug
A turtle is sad because it will never get it on with a snail.
A snail and a turtle discuss having a boyfriend.
Snail gossiping with a turtle about not being single.
Put a ring on it--turtle edition!
young boy turtle is giving his family heirloom to an old man in exchange for sex
the old man says "that'll get you to second base!" the turte responds "oh boy!"
An old man is telling a huge turtle a story but the turtle isn't listening. He's instead calling for his friend JBoy
A turtle says "Jboy" while an old man tels him shit like "when i was ur age" YEA DAWG
a turtle and an old man about to have a fight
SNAKE AND TMNT
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles decie to take on Solid Snake's Stealth and CQC Training Program.
ninja turtles as pickles with a cowboy praying
A cowboy begging to someone while three orcs behind him with orange shields stare
Three green goat demons with vampire teeth
Three dog heads and two goat bodies fight to see who can lick each other first.
pissed headless cow
a headless cow?
a cow with skinny legs
The spotted cow amoeba says moo.
Deformed Cow Fetus
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!