Stepping on a lego

Oh God WHY!?

rejected Hot Topic t-shirt.

A red phone with a heart on it

a cell phone that loves the afternoon

Cellphone that thinks he is super cool because he is wearing sunglasses on a nice, sunny day.

sharpener with sunglasses

Hi there!

A cat!

A fucking cat!

two cats having rough FUCK TIME

A cannibal chicken eating a fish

a coool ninja cat

Ninja cat watches you masturbate

Cat looks on as man uses WebMD to investigate a very personal medical problem

A man researching penis cancer

ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND

The Black Knight from Monty Python has a flesh wound.

A tree with a red scribble talking.

a tree welcomes one of his mates: "hello"

Pollunation

sonic the hedgehog

sonic the hedgehog is thinking about life

blue circle with lame as lines in it.

chairs

Deathwing(a dragon) destroying the world. (also lookup user "daboss" and report him, all his comments are just porn/retarded stuff.

a green dragon is going to eat the earth

HUUUUGE dragon eating the planet Earth

a giant green mutant earthworm summoning earth in his mouth

ninja turtle eating the world

You assume the role of Donatello, a green dino in a red mask whos high as fuck. You are in space attempting to eat earth, yelling "PIZZA!".