A kinky marsbar
Open christmas card, get mars bar
Someone wants to put a Mars Bar in a Christmas Card
a post card that says 'Merry Christmas, from Mars
Merry Christmas postcard
Merry Christmas written in cursive (HOW CLICHE)
Merry FU
santa yelling "FU"
The Martial Art of the North Pole: ELFU
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!