an alien discovers doodle or die
Aliens with blinders invade Earth. They're targetting our alarm clocks.
alarm clocks getting attacked by space invaders
ticks. one is a clock tick
An elderly man has a brown spiky parasite attached to his back.
An elderly man doesn't know he's being feasted upon by a hedgehog
A man is getting too old for this shit while being killed by a dire hog
A baby boomer gets stabbed because hes a fucking welfare queen.
A white gopher with a yellow and grey exclamation point
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!