proud to be out!
instead out of the closet, the closet is coming out of the person whilst proclaiming its straight, although hes probably still in the closet
A "not gay" waffle bursts out of a man's chest like that scene in Alien
Guy being stabbed in the heart by the words "not gay!"
bodybuilder takes an arrow to the heart, apperently he's not gay
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!