Ted Mosby is solid as a rock

A blob called Ted

A young Hutt wearing a nametag that reads 'Hi, name TED'

Godzilla at an AA meeting, wearing a nametag that falsely claims he is "Ted". He probably just watched "Fight Club"

"Hi, my name is Ted!"

A boy named Ted introduces himself. He has big eyes and is voldemorts son.

Voldemort tries to hide his identity but having no nose and holding a wand isn't helping.

voldemort in a lame disguise preteding no to be evil

a man who thinks that people will believe him even though he has a mustache and monocle.

Hamsteak = Homestuck sucks

Trippy A.F.

two letters high as fuck

The letter "O" asking "How did we get this high?". The letter "N" replies: "I dunno.". They are both floating in space, earth can be seen.