earth is sooooooo lazy
Planet Earth is lazy fuck that sits on its blue ass all day watching TV and drinking beer. Bastard needs a job...
earth watching porno of the sun and saturn on his tv set stating 'OH YEAH'
Earth is jacking it to saturnxsun shipping porn. eww.
Planet Earth is upset because he found hair in his chewing gum.
The earth crying because it's about to be hit by a meteor
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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