pigs flying

Turtle with birth defects.

That turtle has eat something wrong(drugs perhaps?) or then he is just GMO turtle.

a turtle is depressed, thinks about killing itself

killer-turtles! look out, they aren't as slow as you think! sneaky little bastards...

Blood-thirsty turtle

evil turtle

Classy turtle

Fancy Turtle is feeling good now, but when he gets home he will feel nothing but ANGST