Weird guy with violet glasses interviewing a blonde girl

Dicks haha, I remember when I had a dick before it was cut in half :D

you shouldn't of said that to your gf. now look what she did she broke your peinis.

OH GOD JIMMY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG OH JIMMY GOD THAT IS NOT HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE OH NO SHIT

someone has sharkfoot

A shark.

An origami shark...head? Upper body. His mouth is open and he has a brown spot in it.

A shark eating feces.