5 things that arent jackie chan

some guy with a bunch of computer icons above him. it seems he is icon 5.

the desktop on a downsyndrome computer

a laptop which displays the world desktop on its screen

Bubblewrap window to space

A universe is being ruled by bubblewrap

Sales associate crying out in agony as the ghost of Best Buy (TM) pops their display of bubblewrap.

Who's that Pokemon? It's DITTO!

Abstract scribbles of dark and light green with a single orb of pink.

a plant vagina

Tree vagina.

The tree where vaginas blossom

An angry tree.

Badass tree has had enough of your shenanigans.

A bushy red oak flips you the bird.

ginger professor oak thinks you can go fuck yourself, get your own damn pokemon you freeloader.

Prof. Oak doesn't feel appreciated by his grandson's gay, little friend

angsty teenage son tells father to fuck off.

emo kid tells his dad to fuck off

SON! I thought I told you! You were going to military school!

A crippled guy with a USA shirt says "NO!" to a hippy girl.

disabled fan of america gives the thumbs-up to a dirty hippy

A girl giving a rose to a special Olympics kid, but he don't want that shit... All he want... BANG BANG BANG

Dude in Olympic t-shirt turns down rose offer from girl in blue dress.

a kid giving a person a flower but the person is saying no,thanks

Grey Terrorist accepting a flower from a child with a beautiful mountainous scenery. Also some clouds.

Chain got ruined by a scribbling looney, draw whatever you want! You get a freebie!

You picked zoidburg!

why not zoidberg?

Menacing Zoidberg

zoidberg is singing opera

well-drawn zoidberg singing how wonderfully decadent

Zoidberg dismisses an assertion that he could be drawn poorly with a derisory put-down and withering stare.