some chick who has a head where here flower should be

woman with a head instead of present

a smiley face covering a broad-shouldered naked woman's crotch. she has no head and her legs end at the thigh. also big breasts, small hands

unhappy flower

Haters hate ponies. But they all should embrace the magical feeling of friendship.

Pink dino wiht shiny golden hair humps the blue dino.

a pink dinosaur giving a dog a bone

a pink dinosaur giving a bone to a brown dog

Barney the Pink dinosaur gives a bone to the dog.

kid's childhood is destroyed before his very eyes

A guy who hasn't read the news in a long time.

Fox news doesn't do research.

A Picasso style horse with three eyes and one ear hitch-hikes while holding onto a tattered backpack.

An abstract biography about a hobo who got run over by a dilapidated building.

A gnome with a giant nostril reading J.K Rowling's latest masterpiece entitled, "My Life As A Hobo".

Gnome buys the best selling book "My Life as a Hobo".

a well dressed green man holding a bong approaches a desk with a diary and candle sitting atop it

No!!! fuck