pepsi > coke > all other drinks
Drop your weapon, Coke. You can't win, don't you see that?!
Well, drop it! This is a stick up, ya hear!
Splendid, my dear old friend! I was just about to hammer this green leave I found. How was work, anyway?
A soldier is allowed to leave the army, but Jackie Chan has a small tank aimed at him so maybe he'll get killed instead.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!