If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendour of the Mighty One.
God is a giant skydick
holy house
a holy house = the church?
The Holy Church of Cheese
church of cheese
An extremely cheesy pun
Pun, very bad pun.
Where the Heart is (apparently in Wal-Mart)
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!