Baseballs playing baseball
Baseball
Retarded baseball about to get bonked
SOuthern man gets hit in the face with a baseball bat.
A (presumably redneck) farmer being really scared from a blade or boomerang approaching him, wielded or thrown by some unseen attacker.
Fucking mountains.
A jagged mountain is jealous of his perfectly conical friend, so he spits a torpedo at him.
Torpedo Peak
No idea
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!