It's November 4th 2012 and Mitt Romney is in a bar sipping on a caffeine free soda watching the election results come in.

Well, Apparently Mitt Romney Sucks

Yes, I don't doubt that

Someone in need of a dentist.

An individual with a completely out of proportion head, gold teeth (some teeth missing) and green squiggles protruding from his face

Pirate with messy green hair

typical anime female-san-sama

censored anime

sonic the hedgehog

Mooo! said the giraffe!

A giraffe makes inappropriate noises.

Giraffe looks at plush rumps

A giraffe wearing "cool frog" sunglasses as it holds up a red person with a shiny red ass. He says

a rider being thrown off his horse...

my social security number under a red line

Can I get yo digits?

asian dragonball caracter saying yo digits plz

Supersaiyan asking for your phone number.