The greatest warrior ever imagined in the history of anything.
Get back in the kitchen, you dumb bimbo!
Man asserts dominance over his wife/cousin
A man marks his territory (like, pees on his house), much to the displeasure of a viewing woman.
Bald man with a head like an orange.
Civil Fruit War
The battle of Gettysburg being fought by fruit.
On the 1-3 July 1963 a Banana and a Strawberry had an epic lightsabre dual.
Banana Qui Gon Jinn vs. Strawberry Darth Maul
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!