A giant anteater (that is, the species known as the Giant Anteater, not a regular anteater that's giant. Google it).
An anteater has no mouth and it must scream.
emotionally distraught badger
missed the toilet
Catastrophe strikes as Jim misses the toilet while taking a shit at his new girlfriend's parent's house.
looks like someone doesn't want to draw dicks
never trust a penis. (true story!)
anti pedo truck
van with 'pedo's shot on sight' written on it with a target
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!