A man's socks turn against him
A man has self steem so low even his sockpuppet insults him
DICK u suck DICK
WHAT!?!?!
Your alarm clock doesn't know what time it is
Clock with arms and legs about to throw something.
You know who else blows a mean piece brass? MY MOM
A heart, branded with the word mom, suggests that you tattoo something onto the epidermis of your gluteus maximus muscle.
Worst Tattoo ever.
gooby pls
man giving lady pie
Richard Branson eats a piece of poontang pie, then gives it to his naked lady friend
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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