A horny Tea kettle.

tea boner

Teapot has penis.

Sherlock holmes investigates a suspicious cup of coffee

Green haired intellectual examines cup of coffee with magnifying glass.

monopoly guy with tank legs

Monopoly man, with a tank for legs

Monopoly guy being rolled up into a dollar note.

one percent

The daleks are at 1% world domination progress

Dalek documenting its progress at world domination. It is currently at 1%.

Some dude who foolishly believes he owns 1% of earth

a ducks evil plan to take over the world has been found out

donald duck killing obama

donald duck is a killer

Donald Duck shooting a pudgy merman.

Nazi triforce

Don't know what it is. Free play, make something up!