Yourself eating poop.
Man sticks his hand in a giant pile of poopy poo.
Helicopter kick
hellicopter playing soccer
Helicopters enjoy playing soccer
Realizing just now that maybe having two helicopters fly at you at the same time was not your brightest idea.
Jizzed in my pants.
Modesty. Or, alternatively: an ear where it should not be.
a pierced ear surgically attached onto A hairless armpit.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!