You wake up, and start making breakfast, when SUDDENLY BACON
girl screaming "holy fuck" at exploding bacon
Fire in the kitchen
An oven is sad that it is on fire.
An oven on fire sighing
The oven caught on fire
A stove is on fire while a red man kicks it.
A man with no legs shouting HIYAH! as he runs away from his burning children
Karate chopping the FUCK out of a gorilla.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!