Draw a portrait of yourself

Some smug asshole with lots of hair and a faded goatee. Mildly hipster glasses too.

A purple snake listens too much to Men at Work - Land Down Under

a snake wearing ID is saddened by the lack of women at the workplace

A wormsnake has to go to work, but would rather have boobs.

A Snake going to work whilw looking at tits?

gentleman snake is off to work in the breast/buttocks hybrid office

The snake is going to work. Good snake, remember your tie sir, you look drab.

a awesome barney stinson cobra going to work