*drops lamp*

a lamp is hot

pixar lamp's brother

Expertly-drawn desk lamp with a moustache says that he'll never be a pro golfer.

A lamp on a desk is sad because it knows that it'll never be a pro golfer like it wanted to be.

A lamp is nostalgic for happier times

Big Lamp thinks longingly of Lamp Junior.

big lamp loves little lamp. little lamp is confused.

A lamp, who loves another lamp, but the other lamp is just confused